Bed Bugs are something that before You actually see one, they don't seem Real. "Sleep tight, don't let the Bed Bugs Bite". I first Heard about Bed Bugs in Austin, Texas, where People would say not to Take Furniture that is left outside, because it likely is Infected with Bed Bugs. Bed Bugs are Small Red to Brown Colored Bugs, and they are more Clear Brown when they are Empty and more Red when they are Full of Blood, they Feed on Human Blood like little Vampires, they are Horrible. You will itch, and you won't even see most of them, you might be itching for Days and Weeks before you ever see a Full Grown Bed Bug, and they Feast on your Flesh. Some People say like "Don't Sleep with Food" and that has Nothing to do with Bed Bugs, Bed Bugs Eat Blood, they are Blood Creatures, and when they Fill up with Blood they turn Red, and they actually Fatten up, they are Flat when they are Empty, and they Fatten up when they are Full, and then they will get in a Defensive Position when you try to Kill them.

A Bed Bug is Very Small, and you won't see it Bite you, and usually if you Catch one Biting you, it's because you Killed it and now Your Blood is Smeared on Your Leg. There is not an Extreme Risk of Blood Pathogens being Transferred, there are maybe something like Lime Disease with Ticks from Deer, but I have never heard of an STD being Passed by Bed Bugs, so you do not have to worry about getting some Blood Disease in that way. But Bed Bugs are Horrible, if you see one, it's too Late, and there is a whole Nest somewhere, where they have all Molted like Snakes or Lizards, and Transformed in a Metamorphosis from a Small Bed Bug that is Smaller than a Match Head, to something that is only just Larger than a Match Head as like a few Match Heads together. And they leave Shells, the Molting, but by that Time they have lain like 200 Eggs each already, so there are Thousands. Eventually it will look like a Black Mold on Fabric, and you will wonder if there is Mold inside on the Corners of the Fabric, those are the Baby Eggs.

So you can get Images of them Online and Everything, and you Can Learn more about them on Other Websites, I want to get into how to Kill them:

1. Many People want some Kind of Environmentally Friendly Solution, and to that, there are Brands like Zeevo that Claim to Kill these Bugs and Things, Roaches and Things too. And you may want to know if they Work. So, Alcohol or a Solvent, mostly it will Work the same way Freezing a Butterfly Works (Suffocation), you may be able to do some kind of Reaction the way Synephrine Works for Bugs, but that is how Bug Poison, like Poison Works. So with Bed Bugs, Actually Green Alcohol, the Wintergreen Alcohol, the Wrigley's Wintergreen, Winter Green, the Wintergreen Mint Essential Oil, this Green Oil will DESTROY their Eggs. Any Eggs that come in contact with the Solvent or Heavy, Heavy Fumes, will Die. Be Careful, as some people have Filled their Home with Alcohol in this way and Lit a Cigarette and Blown themselves up, or Started the Stove, or otherwise Ignited the Fumes. Similar to Butane Extraction Explosions, BHO Explosions if you want to Google it, the same kind of Thing. But this Kills the Eggs, and can Kill the Bugs.

So Green Alcohol, Wintergreen, it Works.

2. Diatomaceous Earth, this is a Fancy way of saying like Quartz Crystal Sand, but more of a Fine Powder like Powdered Sugar, if you have Bed Bugs, this stuff will Save Your Life. If Your Infection is Horrible, they will do Things like come in Your House and Heat the whole Thing up to 140 Degrees Fahrenheit, and this is Supposed to Kill them. There are also Industrial Heated Driers that Claim to be able to Kill Bed Bugs, and you can put a Black Trash Bag outside in the Texas Heat, or Keep Everything in a Parking lot in the Texas Heat, and this can Kill all of the Bed Bugs. But Diatomaceous Earth will Dry them out just by Touching it, any Bed Bug that Touches this Stuff will Dry up and not be able to Move, and will Die. It dries the little Blood Suckers out Completely. You want it Everywhere, and Professional Exterminators will bring this in and put it all along the Wall Everywhere. The Bed Bugs would Still be in Walls and Crevices though, Bed Bugs love like Seams, where the Sewing goes together, like the Line down the Leg of a Pair of Jeans, they Love Living in the Line there in the Jeans, or the Corners of the Inside of a Mattress. They are just the Worst Infection Ever.

3. Be Willing to Cover Yourself in Poison. There are Several Poisons you can Buy, don't be Afraid to get a Few, and Killing the Eggs is the Goal, you are Hoping you can get rid of whatever is the Source of the Eggs, whatever they are all Colonizing in. Or Poison that with Everything and Hope it Works, but it's Hard to get them out of a Bed or a Couch or anything. Drench Everything Else in Poison, Clothing, Blankets you don't throw away, Chairs, New Stuff, Old Stuff, Everything, Cover it in Poison. And there are Specific Bed Bug Poisons, Search those out, but a Popular Poison that many People know about is DEET so I will Mention it just so that Everyone knows the Effects of DEET on the Bugs, there are Other Poisons though so do seek them out. DEET Works where Every 10% of Pure DEET Oil, Provides about 1 Hour of Protection, so Even the Deep Woods OFF! Spray, is only about 40% DEET I think it is, so only 4 Hours. You want the MOST DEET you can get if you are using DEET, and it is about 1 Hr per 10% DEET Oil.

 And these Really are just Horrible, and they seem to Bite some People more than Others and some People don't even mind, so they Spread because some People just ignore them Even, it's not even just because they are so Sneaky, even though they are, it is because some People don't even Care, or gave up and don't know what to do or something. But where they are a Problem, they are a Real Problem, so Everyone Help Everyone get Rid of them. They aren't going Extinct anytime soon, so don't Feel Bad.